Little Breather

So I’m at this party
And I decide to take a little breather
I head outdoors to the yard
Go to a less crowded area
Walk past an open window
Look inside…

And see nude tits —
Lovers locked
In a cute kiss
Moving hips —
A foolish kid
I take moonlit lewd pics
Of the nude tryst —
“You bitch!”
I turn around
And see a rude Brit —
The dude’s pissed —
It turns out
That the nude chick
With the huge tits
Is the dude’s sis —
Oh shit
A brutal twist —
This human
is ruthless —
And he sees me
As a nuisance —
Last-thing-I-want
Is to do this —
I’m in a new fit
With perfumed wrists —
With hubris
He threw fits
Spewed shit
Then threw fists —
They almost hit —
But the fool slipped
On the wet grass
In the June mist
Like a Looney Tunes bit —
Screw this —
I left the scene
With new sins
And no sense —
And big schemes
To print prints
Of the nude pics
For old friends —
Huge win
The end